In fact I'm pretty sure of it.
See there? How it doesn't quite fit right in my shoe?
It's a little crooked so my shoes wear out too fast.
I believe the doctor sewed my foot back on wrong,
I know, I know,
It was a miracle he was able to sew it back on at all.
But it seems a little off, not quite where its supposed to be.
It seems like the doctor sewed my foot back on wrong,
When I look down it's obvious that my foot is misshapen,
As if the scars adorning my leg weren't enough,
It makes me self conscious.
I'm pretty sure the doctor sewed my foot back on wrong,
Maybe that's why I failed my Statistics test,
Maybe that's why I have such a hard time talking with people,
Maybe that's why I can't seem to keep my balance.
Yes, the doctor sewed my foot back on wrong,
A little off center, a little skewed,
A little quirky, a little strange, slightly contorted,
But aren't we all?
